Blogs I follow:

    croptop2014:

    j5h:

    imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

    imagine praying to God and going to church

    (via swarnpert)

    Reason #95 to not vaccinate your kid

    bombing:

    they weren’t planned anyway. fuck em

    (via swarnpert)

    bingerdinkhumpydunky:

    edwardspoonhands:

    Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

    There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

    This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)